June 2008 again --- Fake Rolex has been brought in by a customer asking for £1,000 --- and saying he actually bought it from us! Out you go! Go on, out of our shop you silly, silly man. Be glad we didn't call the police, what you just tried to do was CRIMINAL.

No. It's still fake. Claiming you bought it here won't make us think it is real, indeed it just makes me dither over calling the police to have you arrested for trying to obtain money this way.